Is Anthony on a Path of Destruction with his Wild Weekends of Drunk Driving and Gambling.

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Anthony's Weekend

This weekend Anthony Cumia from the Opie and Anthony Show went to Atlantic City to do a little gambling with his "hard" earned money.


Anthony decided to play at his usual AC haunt, the Borgata in the Poker room. Like many gamblers Anthony was drinking some beers while playing cards, when someone decided that they needed to start drinking shots. The table was made up of Anthony, Danny, Baby Girl a fan and a semi celebrity from pal talk and some other folks. They were all laughing, drinking and playing some poker, the evening was fun for everyone.

When sometime after midnight during a routine dealer the table drew a new female dealer who was a real buzz kill. She insisted that the conversation was disturbing the game, and did not like the foul language they were using.

No one remembers exactly what happened next except that the dealer said something to baby girl (a fan of the show) that caused her to call the dealer a Cunt.

The dealer immediately called over floor security, and as soon as security was called Anthony decided it was time to tell this lady what he thought of her, and the three of them were banned from the Poker room for 24 hours.

After getting tossed from the poker room Anthony decided to learn to play craps. The dealer explained the basics to Anthony n how to play and then they started to play. After a short while the dealer had to tell Anthony, who had fallen asleep standing up, to take his money, and then Anthony took his money and placed another bet and again won and had to be told by the dealer to take his winnings from the table because he had once again fallen asleep, So Anthony decides that it is time to get something to eat and go to bed.

After returning to his room Anthony ordered his breakfast of eggs sausage and a fruit plate, and promptly fell asleep. He was eventually awoken by a knock at his door with his breakfast. He ate his eggs and sausage, but as he started to eat the fruit he fell asleep, awaking 5 hrs latter covered in the fruit. Not only was there fruit on him he had mashed it into the bed in his sleep.

After getting cleaned up from the fruit Anthony was very hung over from all the drinking the night before and decided to go to a bar for bloody Mary or two with Danny and Baby Girl. After having a few drinks they wee feeling no pain when baby girl had to leave the bar to find a rest room. Upon her return she got into an argument with the bouncer at the door who would not let her in with showing her ID despite the fact that she had already shown it. But being a little drunk she decided to argue with the security and as in the casino ended the argument with the C bomb.

After they finally left the bar Anthony and Danny wanted to return to the poker room but were not sure if they would be stopped or not from entering the poker room because of their 24 hour ban.

In most casinos the poker rooms have a waiting list. A player wanting to enter the room must put his name on a list and when a seat becomes available the players name is called, and today the waiting list was long. Anthony, not being one known for his patients decides to go to the front of the line and said his name had been called; the guy at the door checks the computer and can not find the name. Anthony goes into a tirade about how this is the third time that this has happened to him and that he is outraged, so the man apologizes for the inconvenience and tells Anthony and Danny to wait by the door and that they will be the next to be seated at a table.

Danny fearing getting kicked out of the bar as his food arrived started eating very fast. Anthony went to the bouncer and explained that she was with him and tried to smooth things over. The bouncer agreed to drop it if Baby Girl would apologize to him. Baby girl agreed to this, but gave a less then heart felt apology, but was not thrown out of the bar, and went back to the bar and ate little burgers and drank some more booze.

Sunday Anthony had a quiet relaxed day playing a little poker and some blackjack. Unfortunately for Anthony he did not win, but it seems to be that he still managed to get a good weekend.



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