Jokes For Your Soul

Jokes, everybody loves them, but not everybody can tell them or at least remember them, that is my problem. So I have found a few of the funnier jokes at my disposal and I am going to share them with you, because as we all know Laughter is the Best Medicine.

Vacation in Las Vegas

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas to the casinos. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says "I do not think I will ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I have not had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I have not had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters."

Las Vegas for 500 Dollars

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me 500 dollars cash to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.

"I am going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you are going to live on 1000 dollars a year!"