More Funny Poker Jokes

Jokes are always funny and I have enjoyed jokes and being told jokes for as long as I can remember. Come to think of it I do not particularly know anyone that does not enjoy a good poker joke.

Like anything else, poker and gambling is such a huge business that it is natural men and women alike would begin to make jokes and find the humor in what is happening around them.

So I went and found a couple of jokes about poker and maybe there is one here about just gambling but I found it funny as well. I hope you enjoy these nice poker jokes.

That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker, the housewife told a neighbor.

You didn't do it, did you? the friend asked.

I have to admit I did, although with certain misgivings, I might add. What I have not done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!

Letter from a Girl

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.

Big Gambling Problem

Tony, had a serious gambling problem, every time he came home his wife would ask him how much money he lost at the casino.

Then one night, Tony did not came home at all.

Finally he arrived home at 9 AM. His wife was furious at him.

Tony smiled at her and said, I have something to confess, I was at the bar last night, got drunk, and went home with the barmaid. We had the most incredible sex ever.

Don't give me that rubbish, his wife snapped. Come on, tell me, how much did you lose last night?

A Naked Surprise

A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30. One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. Dammit woman! he exclaimed. Did you lose everything?

Playing Poker with Dog

Judith walked into her living room and saw her brother playing Poker with their dog. Amazing! she sputtered. This must be the smartest dog in the history of the world! He is not so smart, her brother mumbled. I have beaten him three out of five games so far.